What to say if you get Caught Sleeping at your Desk

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

"Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"

Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?'

"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.

"Dang! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

"Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot..."

".....in Jesus' name, Amen."


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